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    kixxinq:

    If Tumblr was a movie I’d probably be the extra in the background no one notices

    churchsext:

    thelegendofsugarbear:

    communistbakery:

    we’re up all night to get l

    axatives for this horrible diarrhea

    if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade

    (Source: communistbakery)


    chadleymacguff:

    that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

    (Source: mattsgifs)

    eat-pray-squart:

    eat-pray-squart:

    what is Elsa’s favourite make-up item?

    image

    i was going to say concealer..

    spoopyshivers:

    spoopyshivers:

    why do old people read the bible so much

    i asked the old guy standing in front of me at the post office and he said “it’s because we’re cramming for finals”

    (Source: silentshivers)


    (Source: lolgifs.net)

    ofsherlock:

    ofsherlock:

    tumblr spelt backward is rlbmut and if you put it in google translate it would change it to rummut which in finnish means drums and if you translate drums into chinese it says 鼓 which also means kettle and a kettle is hot and what else is also hot? yes that’s right HELL coincidence? i think noT

    guys come on i researched things on google translate for this

    (Source: ggaga)


    (Source: one-handsome-devil)

    nicotinehearts:

    omigawdmatt:

    racheyzane:

    do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

    no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

    i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

    vaspim:

    Idk *masturbates*