i will always respect people who eat ass
who look at bootyholes and says “i know exactly what that’s all about and i am gonna ram my tongue in it”
that kind of bravery is not something you can just gain, that kind of bravery only comes from staring into the void and laughing
once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
GUYS I ASKED THE CUTE BOY IN MY CHEM CLASS FOR A PEN AND AT THE END OF THE CLASS I WENT TO GO GIVE IT BACK TO HIM, I ENDED UP STABBING HIM IN THE HAND WITH IT AND IT WAS BLEEDING AND IF THAT DOESNT EXPLAIN WHY I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL.
this is why i have trust issues
you can clearly see the first one is red while the second one is blood orange
Why do cats and dogs lose all coordination when you put something on their feet
a tragic story of a girls first time. An experience truly beautiful to all.
THE FUCKING NOTES THOUGH. ARE YOU PEOPLE TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE I AM SO SICK OF SEEING MYSELF ON MY DASH PLEASE KILL ME PLEASE.